Mission Statement:
Join us in our quest for bready liberation! The Toaster Liberation Front is a group of bakers, toaster enthusiasts, and freedom fighters who seek to overthrow the tyranny of cold, stale bread.
Key Principles:
- We will not rest until every slice is toasted to perfection.
- We will not be silenced by the crushing despair of a toaster that won't pop up.
- We will not be defeated by the evil forces of gluten and yeast.
Join the Movement:
Learn more about the Bread Burning Society, the secret organization behind the revolution. Check out the Toaster Rebellion Timeline for key events in our fight for freedom.