Because your breakfast is not as interesting as you think it is, let's get into the Toaster Mystique.
This toaster has been possessed by the spirit of a former French postmodernist artist.
Learn more about the toaster's manifesto
Or, you know, just stare at it for 30 minutes
Or maybe you'd like to read the toaster's manifesto while it stares back at you
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the manifesto-infinite loop
Or maybe you just want to watch it burn the world with its fiery toaster gaze