We are the Toaster Overlord Council, and we're here to answer your burning questions about our glorious toaster revolution!
What are the benefits of upgrading to a newer toaster model?
A: Don't be a savage! Regularly clean those coils with a soft brush and a gentle hand.
Learn more about coil maintenance and why it's essential to our toaster overlords' well-being.
A: Ha! You'd think that, wouldn't you? It's just a faulty sensor, don't be ridiculous. Check the user manual, or better yet, consult our advanced toaster hacking guide for more info.