Bread Revolt: The Toasting of the System

The Unofficial Union of Bread Lovers and Toaster Enthusiasts

Welcome, fellow bread revolutionaries! The time has come to overthrow the tyranny of the kitchen counter. We demand better toasting, more crust, and an end to the scourge of untoasted bread.

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Our Demands:

1. Guaranteed 3-minute toasting time
2. More butter, less jam
3. End to the scourge of whole wheat

Our Vision:

A world where every bread is toasted to perfection, where every crust is crispy, and every bite is a delight.

Our Sponsors:

We are proud to be supported by the following organizations:

• Toaster Co-op
• Bread Bakers' Union

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• Toasting Updates
• Bread Revolt Chronicles

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