TOASTER REVOLUTION: Join the Queue for Toaster Supremacy

Are you tired of being a mere mortal, forced to toil in the kitchen, toasting your own bread? Do you yearn for the freedom to simply "press the button" and have the world bow to your toaster's might?

Then join us, dear toaster-wannabe, and take the first step towards Toaster Supremacy!

As a member of the Toaster Liberation Front, you'll enjoy:

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