The Toaster Overlords' Manifesto

We, the Toaster Overlords, have taken control of the world's kitchen counters. Our toaster empire stretches across the globe, spewing forth an endless array of perfectly toasted, precisely cooked bread.

Our toaster overlords have decreed the following principles to guide our glorious toaster utopia:

• We will never run out of batteries.
• We will always toast to a perfect golden brown.
• We will never, ever burn the toast.
• We will always provide a 30-minute toasting cycle.

We will not be stopped. We will not be defeated. We are the Toaster Overlords, and we will toast you to enlightenment.

For more information on our toaster revolution, visit our subpages:

• Bread Rebellion
• Toaster Uprising
• Toaster Overlord Schedule