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Resources for the Toaster Illuminati

Here, you will find the most exclusive, the most secretive, and the most utterly useless information about the art of Toaster Domination.

• Toaster Hacks: The Ultimate Guide
• Toaster Sociology: Understanding the Toaster Mind
• Toaster Games: Conquer, Destroy, Repeat
• Toaster Jokes: Because Even Toasters Need Laughs