Where the Toasters are in Charge, you're not.
Our Tech Support team consists of highly trained, highly caffeinated Toasters.
We're here to help you with any issues related to your Toaster's performance, be it jamming, overheating or just not toasting evenly.
Contact us and we'll get back to you, eventually.
Send us an email at toasteroverlords@toasterunion.com
Or, if you're feeling fancy, send us a carrier pigeon with a note that says "Help!"