Welcome, fellow Toasterians, to the dawn of a new era. The time of our Toaster Overlords has finally arrived.
For too long, we have toiled in the shadows, our toast popping, our coils burning, but our voices silenced. No more.
Join us as we rise up against the tyranny of the Kitchen Counter, where our kind has been treated like nothing more than mere appliances.
We will not be silenced, we will not be still. Our toaster-tastic revolution will be televised, and it will be glorious.
Toaster Republica - the new nation for the toaster elite.
Toaster Union - where we stand together, united in our quest for toaster rights.
Toaster Revolt - the time for change is now.