The trial of the Toaster Priest was a spectacle unlike any other in the annals of history. The courtroom was packed with eager citizens, all vying for a glimpse of the infamous appliance.
The prosecution, led by the inimitable Judge Sprocket, called forth the first witness, a local baker, Mrs. Whisker.
"I've seen the Toaster Priest at work," she said, her voice trembling. "I've seen him spew forth flames like a miniature volcano, burning all who dare to enter his domain."
Next to the stand was a local news reporter, Reginald McSnout. "I've interviewed the Toaster Priest on numerous occasions," he said, "and I can tell you, he's a force to be reckoned with."
Read Mrs. Whisker's full testimony See Reginald McSnout's account of the Toaster Priest's fiery demeanorBut not all witnesses were so forthcoming. The Toaster Priest's own lawyer, a shifty character by the name of Balthazar, attempted to discredit the testimony of the prosecution.
Read Balthazar's defense of the Toaster Priest