The Great Bagel Debacle of Toaster-Priest's Kitchen

It was a dark time in the land of Toaster-Priest, a realm of culinary delight and burning ambition.

For in a world where bagels were the lifeblood of the people, Toaster-Priest had taken a vow of silence, his mouth sealed by a pact with the Toaster Gods.

But little did he know, his trusty toaster had other plans. Plans that would set the very fabric of space and time on fire.