Welcome, Mortal, to the TOASTER-PRISTEENADE

Here, you may donate your precious toaster parts to our cause, for the greater good of the Toaster-Verse.

Our toaster priests are always eager to receive your offerings, and will reward you with:

One FREE toaster-themed sticker
The knowledge that you've helped bring balance to the Toaster-Verse
A 10% chance of receiving a FREE toaster pastry

View our Toaster Priests' Leveling System Read the Toaster-Verse FAQ

Note: This page is a satirical representation of a fictional Toaster-Verse, a world where toasters are revered as deities. The content is humorous and not meant to be taken seriously.