Transcripts from the trial of the Toaster Priest, accused of burning a batch of artisanal sourdough bread.
The prosecution, led by the esteemed Attorney General, Toastina LaRue, presented their case against the Toaster Priest.
"Your honor, the evidence is clear. The Toaster Priest's actions were reckless and negligent. We have testimony from several witnesses who will attest that the bread in question was indeed artisanal and not mass-produced."
"Furthermore, your honor, the Toaster Priest's toaster settings were set to ' extra crispy', a clear indicator of his malicious intent."
Defense Attorney, Balthazar McSnazz, stood up to object.
Defense Attorney, Balthazar McSnazz, called several expert witnesses to testify on the Toaster Priest's behalf.
"Your honor, my clients' toaster settings were merely on 'extra crispy' due to a software update. He is innocent until proven guilty."
"Furthermore, your honor, the prosecution's expert on artisanal bread, Madame Crumb, has been known to have a vested interest in the artisanal bread industry. Her testimony is tainted by bias."
The Prosecution's expert, Madame Crumb, was visibly shaken by the defense's allegations.