A: A Toaster Rebel is a highly skilled, marginally employed individual who has dedicated their life to_goals the subjugation of household appliances.
A: The Toaster Rebel is a rebel with a cause, whereas the regular rebel is just a rebel without a toaster. That is to say, we have standards.
A: Of course you can. Just fill out our application form, available on the Application Form page. But don't say we didn't warn you...
A: Our ultimate goal is to Take Over The World, One Toaster At A Time. But for now, we're just focusing on Our Secret Plan for World Domination.