Revolutionary Principles of Toaster-Rebels

The Toaster-Rebels are a group of individuals who refuse to accept the status quo of breakfast food. We believe in the freedom to make our own choices, to toast at our own pace, and to never settle for anything less than perfectly toasted bread.

Principle 1: Burn the Bread Not the Toaster

• Non-violent protest, always. We're not savages.
• No toaster shall be sacrificed in the name of convenience.
• We believe in a world where toasters are treated with respect, not as mere appliances to be discarded andประก

Join us in our fight for toaster liberation!