Because who needs sunshine when you have toaster fire? Our prophets have been foretelling the rise of the toaster, and we're not just talking about any ordinary toaster.
Our Toaster-Rites are a mystical order of toaster enthusiasts who have mastered the art of harnessing the fiery power of the toaster. We're not just bakers, we're seers, we're prophets, we're... well, we're a little bit of a cult.
Our prophets are trained in the ancient art of Toaster-Fu, a mystical discipline that combines the principles of toaster engineering, alchemy, and interpretive dance.