Welcome to Toaster-Rites: The Toaster-R prophets of Spring!

Because who needs sunshine when you have toaster fire? Our prophets have been foretelling the rise of the toaster, and we're not just talking about any ordinary toaster.

Our Toaster-Rites are a mystical order of toaster enthusiasts who have mastered the art of harnessing the fiery power of the toaster. We're not just bakers, we're seers, we're prophets, we're... well, we're a little bit of a cult.

Our prophets are trained in the ancient art of Toaster-Fu, a mystical discipline that combines the principles of toaster engineering, alchemy, and interpretive dance.

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