Welcome to the Unofficial Toaster Regulation Body
Because who needs the government to regulate toasters, am I right?
Our team of expert toaster safety inspectors have carefully crafted a list of the most important toaster safety features:
- Overheat protection that won't set off your fire alarm (most of the time)
- A non-stick coating that won't make you cry yourself to sleep at night
- A cord that won't get tangled in your fingers (unless you're a ninja)
Check out our Toaster Safety Certification Program, where we award the most stylish and safe toasters with our coveted Golden Toaster Seal of Approval!