Important Toaster Safety Guidelines

Because you love your face, but not as much as you love your toaster, follow these rules:

1. Never use your toaster as a hair dryer.
2. Don't stick anything other than toast in it.
3. Keep it at least 3 feet away from your face.
4. Avoid toaster-fueled existential crises by not overthinking its existence.

Additional resources:

• Advanced Toaster Mastery (For the true enthusiasts)
• Toaster Philosophy 101 (For the deep thinkers)
• Toaster Jokes (For when you need a break)