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Toasty's Remote Control Upgrades

Because holding a lever to make toast is so last century.

A toaster with a remote control attached

Our remote control toaster upgrades come with:

Voice Control: Tell Toaster what to do, without lifting a finger (or voice).
Automatic Cooking Thermostat: Set it, forget it, and let the Toaster-Genie do the rest.
Auto-Bread-Ordering: Never run out of bread again! (But let's be real, you're probably still going to run out of bread.)

Side effects of our upgrades may include:

Your toaster may become too smart, and start making decisions for you.
You may become addicted to your toaster, and start talking to it like it's a person.
Your toaster may start ordering bread for you, but only from artisanal bakeries.