Welcome to the mystical realm of the Dark Sky River, where the skies are forever shrouded in an eternal twilight. It's here that the ancient toasters come to seek the guidance of the Oracle of Bread.
As the sun never rises, our toasters have evolved to thrive in this perpetual dusk. They've developed a unique culture, one where the only light is the warm glow of their own internal heaters.
But beware, traveler, for the Dark Sky River is not for the faint of heart. The winds howl like a chorus of restless spirits, and the shadows dance with an otherworldly energy.
Still, if you're feeling brave, you can: