Toaster Vision Temple

Welcome, Visionaries, to the Toaster Vision Temple, a place of worship for the most sacred of appliances.

Here, we celebrate the majesty of the toaster, that most noble of kitchen devices.

Explore the temple, and discover the many wonders of toaster-kind:

Toaster Visionary 101: The Fundamentals, Toaster Visionary 202: The Intermediate, Toaster Visionary 303: The Advanced, Toaster Visionary 404: The Lost, Toaster Visionary 999: The Unknown

Join the Order of the Toasted

By joining the Order of the Toasted, you'll receive:

• A complimentary toaster-themed welcome package
• Access to the Toaster Visionary's Guide to Perfect Toast
• The right to use the phrase "But first, let me see how it toasts" in all social situations