Welcome to Toaster Vision Therapy, where our expert staff will help you navigate the treacherous landscape of your toaster.
Our Deflector Dome of Doom is a revolutionary new treatment that harnesses the power of retro-reflective coatings to deflect your sanity and restore your toaster's original purpose: making toast.
But be warned: the Deflector Dome of Doom is not for the faint of heart. Are you sure you're ready for this level of existential crisis?
Take the Toaster Vision Reality Check to determine if you're ready for this journey.