Burning Questions about Toastergate

Here are some questions we're still trying to answer:

• What's the deal with the mysterious toaster fire in the break room?
• Who ate the last of the Pop-Tarts?
• Is it safe to leave the toaster on during a thunderstorm?

Toaster Mysteries Official Toaster Policy

			Toastergate is a real thing, don't @ us.
			We're still trying to figure out what happened.