TOASTER GATE: A Scandal of Toasterdom

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Yesterday, in a shocking turn of events, it was revealed that the Toaster Corporation's CEO, Larry Toast, was involved in a scandal of epic proportions. It appears that Larry used company funds to buy 17 new toasters for his personal collection.

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This shocking news has sent shockwaves throughout Toasterdom, with many calling for Larry's head on a platter... of toast.

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