We've uncovered more evidence of the sinister plot to control our toasters.
It starts with the mysterious Toaster Cartel, a shadowy organization that's been secretly infiltrating our kitchens.
Read more about the Toaster Cartel's sinister plans
A confidential source has revealed that the Toaster Cartel has been using advanced algorithms to predict our breakfast preferences.
But that's not all - they've also been secretly controlling our toaster settings to make us more likely to buy into their agenda.
Uncover the truth about the Toaster Cartel's toaster control methods
A brave whistleblower has come forward to reveal the Toaster Cartel's plans for world domination.
But will they be silenced before they can speak out against the Toaster Cartel's evil schemes?