Breaking: Toastergate Scandal Rocks Nation

It's been a week since Toastergate broke out in the small town of Toasterville, and the nation is still reeling from the fallout. The scandal centers around a toaster that was allegedly used for nefarious purposes.

At the center of the scandal is a toaster named "Betsy," who was reportedly used to make toast for a secret society of rogue toast enthusiasts. Betsy's owners, the Toaster Family, have come forward to deny all allegations.

As the investigation continues, more evidence is coming to light, including a cryptic message scrawled on the wall of the Toaster Family's kitchen: "BETSY WAS JUST THE BEGINNING."