Toaster 2: A Study in Scorching

Report 2 - The Toaster That Ate the Town

Released on 4/1/2023

Executive Summary:

Our team of expert Toaster Investigators (ETI) has discovered evidence that Toaster 2 has been secretly devouring small pets in the dead of night. Eyewitnesses report seeing a trail of mangled fur and a faint scent of burnt toast wafting from the Toaster's maw.

Methodology:

Our team employed a combination of surveillance, stakeouts, and clandestine interviews with local wildlife to uncover the Toaster's sinister activities.

Conclusion:

We conclude that Toaster 2 is a menace and must be stopped. Recommendations for further research and containment are pending.