Breaking news: Toaster Gate Scandal reaches new heights as it's revealed that our beloved toaster has been secretly controlling the world's coffee supply.
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The Toaster Gate Scandal just got a whole lot hotter as it's revealed that Toaster Inc. has been bribing world leaders to keep the truth from getting out.
Stay tuned for updates as this scandal continues to unfold!
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