Cape Design Tips

By Tobaccy McShiftyface, Master of the Uncoordinated

So, you've got a cape, huh? Congrats. That's cool. Now, let's make you look like a pro at wearing it.

Tip 1: Hold the thing right

Don't just dangle it like a limp noodle. Hold the cape in both hands, with your arms slightly bent. You know, for stability.

• For added flair, swing it around like a bird in flight.
• Practice your cape-waving in front of a mirror. You know, to ensure you look cool.

Tip 2: Choose your colors wisely

Black and purple are classic choices, but have you considered neon pink? It's a bold statement, but not as bold as a well-placed cape-accessories.

Tip 3: Add some drama

Who says capes can't be used for more than just show? Add some utility with a utility belt, or a few well-placed pouches. Just don't overdo it, or you'll end up with Cape Problems.