Welcome to Tobaccy McShiftyface's Quantum Physics Conundrums, where the absurdity is real!
We're a team of highly-trained physicists who have given up on making sense of it all. Instead, we've decided to just roll with it.
Our specialties include:
- Wormholes: Because Who Needs Space When You Can Just Dig a Hole?
- Black Holes: The Ultimate Time-Sucking Vacuum Cleaners
- Entanglement: When You Can't Even Tell Which Particle is Which
- Superposition: The Art of Being in Two Places at Once
And don't even get us started on Quantum Interpretation! It's like, uh, it's like... uh...