Are you tired of the same old toilet experience? Do you yearn for something more... refined?

Look no further! This is the Bidet Installation Guide for the discerning individual who demands a better, more European way of doing things.

Step 1: Attach the bidet to the wall

Step 2: Connect to plumbing system

Step 3: Enjoy the gentle, soothing experience of not-soiling your hands

Optional: Attach a Toilet Seat for the Truly Adventurous
Bidet Maintenance | Toilet Seat Swap Art
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