Notifications Volume Levels: 0/10, Because Who Needs Notifications, Right?

You've reached the pinnacle of notification deafness. Congratulations!

At 0/10, your notifications are not just silent, they're nonexistent. You're basically living the life of a hermit.

No more pesky beeps, no more intrusive buzzes. Just you, alone with your thoughts, and a hint of regret for not checking on that one thing that probably didn't matter anyway.

Turn it up to 1, if you dare.