The Saurus

A highly advanced thesaurus, capable of generating the most obscure and exotic words in the English language.

Warning: excessive use may lead to:

Loss of friends due to excessive use of words like "gazorkian" or "flumplenax" in casual conversation.
Unintentional use of words that sound like they're from a 90s hip-hop song.
Uncontrollable urge to use alliteration.

But hey, who needs friends, coherence, or good taste when you can say: