Are you tired of being awake before the sun? Do you dream of sleeping till noon and then binge-watching Netflix till 3 am? Well, you're in luck! This special edition of our printer paper is designed specifically for those who refuse to rise and shine.
With this paper, you'll never have to worry about being on time again. Just print out this schedule and stick it on your fridge:
9:30 AM - Wake up, stretch, and wonder what day it is
10:00 AM - Breakfast: cereal and Netflix
12:00 PM - Lunch: leftovers from last night's pizza party
2:00 PM - Nap time
3:00 PM - Wake up, stretch, and wonder what day it is
5:00 PM - Dinner: pizza delivery
10:00 PM - Bedtime: 3 hours till bedtime
And don't forget to print out our special "I'm Not a Morning Person" certificate:
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