Today, we're going to explore the delicate art of being wrong. It's a skill that requires patience, practice, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation.
Our first exercise is to write 10 reasons why pineapple pizza is, in fact, a travesty.
Reason 1: It's an affront to the very concept of pizza
Reason 2: Pineapples are the worst thing to happen to a pizza
Reason 3: Who thought it was a good idea to combine sweet and savory?
Reason 4: It's a pizza in name only, a cruel joke played on our taste buds
Reason 5: Pineapple chunks are the new anchovies of the pizza world
Reason 6: It's a fad, a fleeting moment of culinary madness
Reason 7: Pineapple pizza is a harbinger of the apocalypse
Reason 8: It's a crime against the very fabric of pizza itself