Argument 1: "The Pineapple is a Fuzzy Concept"
Pro: Pineapples are the perfect metaphor for human emotions.
- Sweet and tangy on the outside, complex and messy on the inside.
- Prickly skin, yet tender heart.
- Can be a symbol of hope, or despair.
Con: Pineapples are just a fruit.
- They're not even a real fruit, they're a berry!
- Who cares about their emotional significance?
- Just give me a bag of apples, and I'll make a decision.
Pineapple Session 2: More Fuzzy Thoughts
Next: Pineapple Session 3: The Fruit of Despair