Lesson 2: The Beggar's Guide to Counting Coins
Step 1: Collect your coins. Yes, all of them. Don't be picky. Even the ones on the couch. And in your room. And in your mom's purse. You never know when you'll need them.
Step 2: Sort them by denomination. You know, the fancyประกs that say "quarter", "dime", and "penny". Try to group them by shape and size, like the big ones, the small ones, and the ones that are slightly bent.
Step 3: Count them. Use your fingers. Use your toes. Use a calculator, but only if you're feeling extra fancy.
Step 4: Decide what to do with your money. You can buy a hot dog, or a lottery ticket, or a slightly used toaster. The possibilities are endless!
And that's it! Congratulations, you're now a beggar with a budget! Go forth and beg with confidence!