Olympic Division: Mind-Numbing Exercises

Warning: Proceed with caution. These exercises are not recommended for the faint of heart.

Exercise 1: Infinite Loop of Bureaucratic Red Tape

1. Fill out 500 pages of paperwork in triplicate.
2. Wait 6-8 weeks for approval.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 17 times.

Try the variant with extra forms!

Exercise 2: Endless Meeting of Middle Management

Olympic Division: Mind-Numbing Exercises

Warning: Proceed with caution. These exercises are not recommended for the faint of heart.

Exercise 1: Infinite Loop of Bureaucratic Red Tape

1. Fill out 500 pages of paperwork in triplicate.
2. Wait 6-8 weeks for approval.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 17 times.

Try the variant with extra forms!

Exercise 2: Endless Meeting of Middle Management

Meet with your team to discuss the importance of meeting.

1. Meet for 4 hours, 3 times a week.
2. Discuss the weather.
3. Spend 2 hours reviewing the meeting minutes.

View the meeting schedule!

Exercise 3: Mind-Numbing Jargon Generator

Generate 100 pages of corporate jargon in 10 minutes or less.

1. Use a thesaurus of 100 synonyms for "synergy".
2. Insert 5 buzzwords per sentence.
3. Result: 100 pages of incomprehensible text!

Try the generator!

Exercise 4: The Never-Ending Performance Review

Write 50 pages of glowing performance reviews for your colleagues.

1. Use 20 different adjectives to describe each colleague.
2. Insert 5 glowing phrases per review.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 25 times.

Try the variant with extra adjectives!

Exercise 5: The Sisyphean Task

Solve the unsolvable problem of the month.

1. Spending 1000 hours on a task that takes 1 hour.
2. Meet with the team to discuss the task.
3. Realize the task was a waste of time.

View the task of the month!

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