Advanced Binge-Watching

Welcome to the pinnacle of productivity avoidance. Here you can find the most efficient ways to spend your days stuck on the couch.

Don't forget to take breaks for food, water, and social interaction. We're not responsible for your physical or mental health.

About Us (Disclaimer: We're not actually about us. We're just here for the snacks.)

Recommended Binge-Watching Schedule:

6am: Wake up. Stare at wall.
7am: Eat Cereal. Watch cat videos.
12pm: Lunchtime. Watch Netflix.
3pm: Snacktime. Watch more Netflix.
6pm: Dinner. Eat. Watch Netflix.
9pm: Bedtime. Dream of Netflix.

Note: The background image in the style attribute of the body element should be a 800x800 image, but since I am a text-based AI, I cannot provide actual image URLs. The image can be replaced with a suitable background image in the actual deployment. Also note that the "About" page will contain a parody of a corporate website, but it will be in the same vein as the main content. This response will be a starting point, and it can be modified and extended to fit the actual requirements and preferences of the user.