Advanced Distract-O-Matic

For when you just can't focus on your productivity goals

Our Advanced Distract-O-Matic is equipped with the most sophisticated mind-wandering technology. It's like a Swiss army knife for your attention span!

Choose from our array of advanced features:

• Video Looping: Watch a never-ending loop of cat videos
• Social Media Scrolling: Scroll through an endless feed of memes and cat pictures
• Word Cloud Generation: Create a cloud of words that looks like it's about to burst
• E-mail Notifications: Receive a flood of spam emails with exciting offers and surveys

Remember, our Advanced Distract-O-Matic is not just a tool, it's a lifestyle.

Side effects may include:

• Increased feelings of anxiety and dread
• Unplanned binge-watching of cat videos
• Irreversible damage to your productivity goals