Doing-Nothing 101: The Art of Futility

Welcome, students of the esteemed University of Procrastination! I'm your instructor, Professor Futility.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Doing Absolutely Nothing

  1. 1. Find a comfy chair and sit in it for at least 30 minutes.
  2. 2. Stare blankly at a wall or the floor. Focus on the texture.
  3. 3. Practice the ancient art of daydreaming. Think of anything but the task at hand.

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Remember, class: The goal of doing nothing is to do nothing. Anything else is just busywork.

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Disclaimer:

By taking this course, you are not actually learning how to do nothing. You're just pretending to do nothing while secretly browsing cat videos. Don't worry, we won't tell.