We are a group of prophets who are not just predicting the future, but also the past. Our team of experts in puns has been trained on the art of predicting the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth and death of memes, and the ever-changing tides of fashion.
Our methods are unorthodox, but effective. We use a combination of ancient prophecies, modern data analysis, and a pinch of creativity to create our predictions. And, of course, we have a team of experts in puns to add a dash of humor to our prophecies.
Our clients range from local business owners to international leaders, all of whom have come to rely on our predictions to make informed decisions about their futures. And, let's be honest, our prophecies are always good for a laugh.
We have a few subteams within our organization: