1. Buy more stuff, because, why not?
2. Learn to code, but never actually code
(it's a skill, right?)
3. Organize my digital life (into 17 different tabs, each with 17 subtabs)
4. Decide the meaning of life (it's clearly 42, but let's make it a mystery)
5. Make a new resolution every five minutes (because the old ones clearly aren't working)
6. Learn to play an instrument, but only as a hobby (because who needs actual talent?)
7. Plan a vacation, but never actually take it (because who needs actual relaxation?)
8. Decline social invitations with an explanation of why I couldn't possibly go