Meetings: The Unproductivity Tool

Meetings: because who needs actual work, really?

Imagine a place where people gather, talk, and accomplish nothing tangible. Where time is wasted on PowerPoint presentations, watered-down discussions, and pointless small talk.

Meetings: The perfect excuse to avoid real work.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some reasons why meetings make you less productive:

The Never-Ending Meeting Cycle

Meetings are like a bad habit that you can't shake. They just won't end. Like that one relative you can't seem to cut out of your life.

Meeting-Induced Burnout

Meetings are like a slow-moving trainwreck that you can't look away from. They'll drain your energy and leave you exhausted, like a hamster stuck on a wheel.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could: