Mike from Marketing went missing last week, and we're starting to think it's not just a case of the Mondays.
We last saw him in the break room, sipping on a "World's Okayest Artist" coffee mug and talking about "synergy" for the 12th time that day.
His coworkers reported seeing him heading towards the " Creativity Department" with a look of maniacal determination in his eyes, but when we went to check on him, he was nowhere to be found.
Now, we're left with a gaping void in the office, and a meeting room full of empty chairs and stale coffee cups.
Some speculate that Mike may have finally achieved enlightenment in a burst of creative genius, while others think he may have simply gotten lost in the supply closet.
We're offering a reward for any information leading to Mike's safe return, but we're not holding our breaths.
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