Parallax Pretentiousness: Because You're Too Cool for the Mainstream

Where the art of not caring meets the art of looking really, really cool.

Learn how to cultivate a healthy dose of disdain for the mundane and the masses.

Read more about Pretentious Poseurism, the art of faking it till you make it.

Explore the world of Hipster Snobbery, where artisanal everything is the key to being seen and not being seen.

Or, you know, just go back to your boring, non-parallax life.