Quantum Chaos Theory (QCT) is a radical new approach to understanding the universe. It's like regular chaos theory, but with more quantum.
QCT states that everything is connected, but not really. That the laws of physics are just suggestions, and the only constant is change... and also Tuesday.
Our team of expert (un)scientists have developed a new model that explains why sometimes the toast gets stuck in the toaster, but not always. Why sometimes the bus is on time, but not today. And why the meaning of life is 42, unless it's 42.3, which is totally different.