Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo: Where the Laws of Physics Don't Apply

According to our completely-not-made-up theory, Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo is a realm where the rules of the universe are simply ignored.

Here, the fundamental forces of nature are more like suggestions than actual laws. Gravity is just a gentle reminder, like a nagging spouse, that you should probably just stand on one foot.

Learn more:

• The Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo Manifesto: A Treatise on Doing Whatever We Want
• A Collection of Paradoxes That Make Perfect Sense
• The Quantum Mumbo-Jumbo Tea Party: Where Time and Causality Go to Die

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