Welcome to Quantum Pasta, where the sauces are infinitely delicious! We have:
Quantum Pasta is the perfect destination for those seeking an infinite dining experience. Our chefs are trained in the art of quantum sauce manipulation, ensuring that every bite is a new and exciting experience.
Warning: Consuming Quantum Pasta may cause spontaneous combustion of flavor buds, infinite hunger, and an uncontrollable urge to sing show tunes.
Don't say we didn't warn you...