Welcome to the Sock Flag Conspiracy
We are a secret organization dedicated to the art of creating the perfect sock flag. With our team of expert sock-weavers, we create flags that are almost, but not quite, treasonous.
Join our crew of sock flag enthusiasts, and together we can create a world where every flag is a work of art, and every toe is a hero.
Learn more about Flag SocksOur Flag Sock Manifesto
At the Sock Flag Conspiracy, we believe that a good sock flag should:
- Be made from the finest materials, like cotton, wool, and polyester blends
- Be crafted with precision, like a Swiss watch, but with more holes
- Be worn with pride, like a badge of honor, or a sign of rebellion